Friday, December 16, 2005

Whatever

It's pretty white around here. So I thought I'd just stay inside and do my cards for the season(s), whatever it is. This is your "whatever" card from me for "whatever" season it is for you.

Please accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, and gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday as practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice (but with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or for their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all) and further for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated onset of the generally accepted calendar year (including, but not limited to, the Christian calendar, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures). The preceding wishes are extended without regard to the race, creed, age, physical ability, religious faith or lack thereof, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee(s).

Love, TLP and Niks

26 comments:

Libby said...

wow, tlp! that was so frigging "PC", i had to stop reading and take a quick 'puke-break'!

Keith said...

"Hilarious Winterfest" to you too!

May your Gods go with you, and no scourge enter your tent.

dddragon said...

Right back at ya, ma!

Ivy the Goober said...

I think you covered it all :)
Wishing you the best!

tomawesome said...

haha I like the cartoon! haven't even read yr post yet...

lime said...

i am just filled with holiday spirit now! LOL

Fred said...

So nice of your lawyer to write this for you. Same to you, TLP!

Lucy said...

HH,SG, and MC, etc. etc. etc. to you too.

P.S. HH covers 2.

Off to read yesterday's post.. i'm behind.

Sar said...

This was fantastic!

Extending same wishes back to you too, TLP & Niks!

KristieD said...

Ditto!

Mike said...

I'm with Libby..."PC" "PC" "PC"...

Manchego said...

And merry, merry to you, too!

Klondike Kate said...

That was hysterical! Think I could steal it to put in my company card? =-)

Doug said...

TLP, That's my first Unitarian Season's Greetings card. I wish you a beautiful new Earth year, according to your own aesthetics, not mine which conforms to your most optimistic expectations and wishes, insofar as these do not interfere with or antagonize others with dissimilar perspectives. Oh, screw them. It's all about you, Tan Lucy.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

On behalf of Terrorists and the ACLU everywhere, thank you so much.

Mohammed.

Tom & Icy said...

And a Happy Merry Whatever to you guys!

Jamie Dawn said...

You covered all the bases. Well done!
Happy, Merry, Joyous Whatever to you too.

Rachel said...

I agree with Jamie Dawn!

Minka said...

Just have a blast, some decent food and a good read during the coming period!

mireille said...

*snif* that was so ecumenical. And the same to you and Niks from Jim and I. ♥ xoxo

Bela said...

LOL! I feel so 'included'. :-)

All the best to you and your DH!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

BLUES! That's all you needed to add to that...(lol)

Thanks and The Very Same To You!

AP3 said...

Thank thee.

;-P

still life said...

Bases covered from every which direction...impressive

Sylvie said...

Have a very Merry Holiday. BTW - I tagged you on my blog today. Feel free to participate or not.

Monique said...

That was so perfectly PC... I think you did a good job covering every contingency. :)