Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Reagan's Last Words


It's been quite a while now since Reagan died, and I don't know whether or not any of you watched the memorial service for Ronald Reagan, but if you did, you probably noticed that Bill and Hillary were both dozing off.

President Ronald Reagan, who never missed a chance for a good one-liner, raised his head out of his casket and said...
"I see the Clintons are finally sleeping together."




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17 comments:

Raine said...

Bwahahahahaha!!!

That was a good one. I'll have to share it with the guys at work.

The Lazy Iguana said...

He might have also said "Who are the Clinton's?"

Seriously though, I remember his testamony for the Iran-Contra thing. I was too young to care enough to pay attention to what the scandal was all about, I just remember the two key players - Oliver North and Reagan.

Anyway, Regan answered a lot of questions with "I forget". Everyone thought it was a cop-out......but maybe it was not. Looking back on it all I think the man was telling the truth on the stand.

I also support research that can prevent or treat memory loss in old people.

Tan Lucy Pez said...

Raine: Glad you enjoyed it.

Iguana: I think he was senile for a LONG time, and I doubt he was ever the "real" president. Someone else was calling the shots, and Reagan was a pretty prop.

AP3 said...

That is a good one!

Fred said...

I will use my humble blog to point others to this post. Hilarious!

WordWhiz said...

I laughed out loud. People in the adjoining cublicles are giving me a funny look. Work is not a laughing matter. :-)

BarbaraFromCalifornia said...

brought a giant chuckle from me!

very funny.

Doug said...

Funny. Especially thought that that's what woke him.

A Little Bar of Soap said...

Mocking the Clintons is one thing -- though the implications are FILTHY... but how can you mock Ronald Reagan (the finest President this country ever had until George W. Bush came along)?

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Jamie Dawn said...

Very, very cute!
People in the public eye can't get away with anything. Remember when Pres Bush 1 threw up or when Pres. Ford stumbled down those steps?

actonbell said...

ahahha. that's great!

Jef... said...

LOLLLLLL too good not to be passed around.. ;)

Tom & Icy said...

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OldHorsetailSnake said...

Ho ho har de har har X 3.

jevanking™ said...

Pretty funny considering the Ford's were able to stay awake.

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