Monday, June 13, 2005

As if you aren't sick enough of this S**t


This is what America's Best Christian, Betty Bowers, has to say on the subject:
"Michael Jackson is back at Neverland. Do you know where your prepubescent son is, dear? Yes, dear friends, Michael Jackson is free. Honestly, white people get away with everything! So, one more jury has found someone "not guilty by reason of celebrity." Surely, you are not naive enough to be surprised, are you? As Paris Hilton has proved, even being an inane, drugged-out, pornographic whore is utterly laudable just as long as we recognize your vacant mug from a weekly magazine. So, once again, it is cookies and porn time back at Neverland. As if young Hispanic boys didn't have enough to worry about with Catholic priests lurking around every confessional booth!"

Now I swear to The Devil and The Little Bar of Soap that I will never speak of MJ again. (Figure I better hedge my bets on this swearing stuff.)

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7 comments:

The Lazy Iguana said...

I am sick of this stuff already. But somehow, I do not think it is over yet.

Jamie Dawn said...

Gosh that's funny! MJ will certainly be more careful with his sleep overs from now on.

AP3 said...

I had a gut feeling he'd be found innocent, actually. Whatever. Just keep the freak away from little kids.

A Little Bar of Soap said...

Tan Lucy Pez, please do not drag me into this depravity. What's more, NEVER swear to The Little Bar of Soap again! (And swearing to the DEVIL speaks for itself.)

Allow my to quote Jesus, Our Lord and Savior:

Matthew 5:33 Again, ye have heard that it hath been said by them of old time, Thou shalt not forswear thyself, but shalt perform unto the Lord thine oaths:
Mt 5:34 But I say unto you, Swear not at all; neither by heaven; for it is God's throne:
Mt 5:35 Nor by the earth; for it is his footstool: neither by Jerusalem; for it is the city of the great King.
Mt 5:36 Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, because thou canst not make one hair white or black.
Mt 5:37 But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.

Tom & Icy said...

Nay nay yea yea nay nay yea yea
naaaaaay naaaaay yea yea!

BarbaraFromCalifornia said...

Actually, I was truly surprised by the complete acquital. I posted about this on my blog and what it meant to me.

GC (God's Child) said...

just passing through by "next blog" and I just wanna say, who in their right mind lets their kid sleep over at MJ's house after the first accusation? Hmmmm someone with a questionable agenda. I would hesitate to let my kids go to even a relative's house without me.