Saturday, July 02, 2005
I'm not bitter
I'm relaxing now that Bonnie is GONE. YES! She's gone!
Now you probably think I'm conscience-stricken about being happy that she's gone, but you are WRONG. I'm elated. Jumping for joy. Happy as a pig in mud. Satisfied as a chigger full of blood. Relaxed as a 'gator in the sun. Jubilant as a lark in a birdbath. Carefree as...oh well, you get the picture.
She cost me a bundle, which is okay. She had a good time.
Two weeks of my life, no big deal.
She told my kids a few stories about me...that I could have done without! LOL.
I was a mean little devil to her when we were kids. Hey. She was two years older than I. She should have been able to take up for herself.