Tuesday, October 02, 2007
I Heart Bumper Stickers
Seen any good bumper stickers lately? I don't put them on my car, but I like reading them on your car. That is, if they're funny. No one ever changed anyone's mind with a bumper sticker, so no point in bein' too serious.
I've never seen one that said "If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling." Movie stars might use one like that.
Never saw "Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying No Hard Feelings" either. Maybe Bob Dole has that one.
I did see "If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer" on a car in Memphis. Saw "Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway" somewhere. Probably in front of Dairy Queen.
You can amuse yourself if you're stuck in traffic if there are some good ones around.
Not that many people remember to treat their ex on holidays and such.
This one above could just sum it all up for you and then you wouldn't have to use so many. In case you're tryin' to be, you know, green and stuff.
could be direct about it.
You got a favorite?