Today is STILL Ol’ Hoss' birthday! Hoo Boy. The party just goes on and on.
Somehow, I did not get my slice of the cake. Hoss musta eaten it all. That Hoss.
But since I'm feeling better and I (have to) get to teach Sunday School this morning, I thought I'd just pop in here while Niks is getting dressed and put up some stupid post or other. So that's what I'm doing now. Just puttin' up a dumb post to waste your time. Is it working?
How much time have you wasted here? Huh? Think about it. You outta be doing something else worthwhile right this minute.
I shouldn't have put the “else” in that sentence. 'Cause that implies that this is worthwhile. And we know that it's not. Worthwhile, I'm sayin'. So I should have just said: You outta be doing something worthwhile right this minute.
But, wait! You just learned an important English lesson. So that's worthwhile. Okay, then. All rightie. I don't feel so bad. Oh. Just remembered. All of you knew that lesson already. You guys. So smart.
You make Tan Lucy proud.
You should be shamed of yourselves if you're still reading this down here. I know that Hoss quit.