When I wrote that I would not be posting again until Monday, I forgot that today and tomorrow are Ol' Hoss' birthdays. He gets to have two on accounta he's so special. That guy.
His story is that his mother always told him that his birthday was October 2, so that's when he celebrated his birthday. Then about 14 years ago he got his hands on his birth certificate and saw that his birth date was recorded as October 1, 1930. Seems the doctor who delivered him was a little behind. Not gonna say that the shock of little Hoss' behind shocked the shit and the sense outta the doctor. That would be rude. I’m not like that. Usually.
Anyway, seems that ol' Hoss has discovered a way to celebrate for two whole days. He’s pretty smart; I’ll give him that. Pretty damn funny, too. And I mean that in the best possible way. Naturally. Me bein' so polite and all.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HOSS!