Saturday, October 01, 2005

Happy Birthday to Ol' Hoss

When I wrote that I would not be posting again until Monday, I forgot that today and tomorrow are Ol' Hoss' birthdays. He gets to have two on accounta he's so special. That guy.

His story is that his mother always told him that his birthday was October 2, so that's when he celebrated his birthday. Then about 14 years ago he got his hands on his birth certificate and saw that his birth date was recorded as October 1, 1930. Seems the doctor who delivered him was a little behind. Not gonna say that the shock of little Hoss' behind shocked the shit and the sense outta the doctor. That would be rude. I’m not like that. Usually.

Anyway, seems that ol' Hoss has discovered a way to celebrate for two whole days. He’s pretty smart; I’ll give him that. Pretty damn funny, too. And I mean that in the best possible way. Naturally. Me bein' so polite and all.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HOSS!

10 comments:

Lila said...

Yeah, pretty clever of Hoss! I thought only people born on February 29 got to do silly stuff like that!

Mary said...

Thanks for the reminder! Had to go visit. Hope you are feeling better very soon.

mireille said...

Happy Birthday, Hoss!! xoxo

TLP said...

Well, no Keith, I don't feel guilty at all. Just glad. I just tried to comment on your new blog, but blogger claims it's down for some reason. Nuts. I like the photo.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

It's always all about me. Well, why not? Why should it be about somebody else? I'll take all the 15 minutes worth of fame times I can get, even yours.

(Thanks, Lucy. You're nice as pie.)

Doug The Una said...

How are you feeling, TLP?

TLP said...

Better, thanks, Doug. I'm afraid I'm going to live.

'Course that means I gotta go stuff...cook, clean, it never ends. But it will wait until tomorrow.

Doug The Una said...

Darn right it will. You rest up now, young lady. Maybe Doa'uld and Tok'ra will let you borrow kiddie C.

Jamie Dawn said...

Old Hoss is a very special guy.
Hope you and Niks are all well very soon.

Bela said...

Glad you're feeling better, TLP.

Very clever of Hoss. Joyeux Anniversaire to him!