Niks and I are sharing a bedroom (of course) at our daughter's home. So all our stuff is in that one room, right?
So why can't I find my stuff. It's crazy. I mean at home of course you lose stuff in the black holes that abound in all homes/offices/cars. But if all your stuff is in one room, how can it disappear? This morning it was my jeans. I saw them, then 10 minutes later when I want to put them on, oops. They're gone. No where to be seen. What's up with that?
Now I need to re-charge my cell phone. Can't find the charger. Whoopie ding dang.(I want to say oh, S**t, but this is a PG13 blog. Sort of anyway. Well, maybe not so much.)
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We have several black holes in our house, the largest being at the top of the stairs, to the right.
lol
I found a stray pair of jeans and a phone charger in my fridge this morning. Do you think there is a worm-hole between here and there?
I heard it was tiny people who come out from under the bed and steal half your socks so you can't find mates, or hide your stuff and then put it back when someone else comes and says, "if it was a snake, it would have bitten you!" If you listen closely, you can hear the little guys snicker and giggle, but we usually just think it is the wind outside.
My daughter and I were just talking yesterday about how our socks disappear. I seems I buy those 6-packs of socks every couple of months because we run out of socks. Losing stuff in one room is another story all together. There's something very strange going on there...be very careful!
Hmmm. Ton & Icy, I grew up hearing Tan Lucy Pez tell me "it if were a snake ...." So maybe I should've been blaming the black holes ALL along!
And Raine, Aral does have a dog ... so if the Black Hole excuse doesn't work, there's always The Dog.
I always thought, as a child, and am even more convinced as an adult, that there were black holes in the drier when I would put in several pairs of socks and come out with less than half.
At least we know where the black holes are! Love that picture, by the way!
If you rent a copy of pg13 Goonies, you'll see exactly how much you can get away with saying!
Okay, I sent the jeans and the phone charger back through the worm hole!
Let me know when you get them!
MY DOG (Anex Snoopy Pez) is NOT to blame! It's senility, folks, plain and simple! Update: Niks Brainy Smurf Pez left his watch at our house. So Tan and Niks are up in VT and ME without it. Hopefully Tan has a watch!
I heard from Tan today. They're in Manchester, VT. Sounds like they're having fun!
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