Blog Joke Day

Peter has declared Friday the 13th to be “Blog Joke Day.”
His idea was to pick a joke which everybody publishes on Friday the 13th, along with their own joke. He decided to kick it off with an elephant joke, but since those were popular a long time ago and some younger bloggers may not know about elephant jokes, we’re allowed to substitute Blonde jokes.

Peter’s Blonde Joke
A blind man and his guide elephant enter a bar and find their way to a stool. After ordering a drink and sitting there for a while, the man yells to the bartender: “Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?”
The bar falls quiet. In a deep husky voice the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a *1.82 tall, 90kg blonde with a black belt in karate. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and she’s a weight lifter. The lady to your right is blonde and she’s a pro-wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister, you still wanna tell that joke?”

The man says; “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

*Peter lives in Australia.

My Blonde Joke

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."

Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"

Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car."

Psychiatrist: "Uh ... How's that working out for you?"

Blonde: "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."

Psychiatrist: "And why do you suppose that is?"

Blonde: "I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."
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That psychiatrist. It's obvious that the zip code problem is the reason for the lack of mail. What is he thinkin'? Here he's a doctor, and a blonde is smarter than he is.