Friday, October 13, 2006

Blog Joke Day

Peter has declared Friday the 13th to be “Blog Joke Day.”
His idea was to pick a joke which everybody publishes on Friday the 13th, along with their own joke. He decided to kick it off with an elephant joke, but since those were popular a long time ago and some younger bloggers may not know about elephant jokes, we’re allowed to substitute Blonde jokes.

Peter’s Blonde Joke
A blind man and his guide elephant enter a bar and find their way to a stool. After ordering a drink and sitting there for a while, the man yells to the bartender: “Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?”
The bar falls quiet. In a deep husky voice the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a *1.82 tall, 90kg blonde with a black belt in karate. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and she’s a weight lifter. The lady to your right is blonde and she’s a pro-wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister, you still wanna tell that joke?”

The man says; “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

*Peter lives in Australia.

My Blonde Joke

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."

Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"

Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car."

Psychiatrist: "Uh ... How's that working out for you?"

Blonde: "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."

Psychiatrist: "And why do you suppose that is?"

Blonde: "I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."
That psychiatrist. It's obvious that the zip code problem is the reason for the lack of mail. What is he thinkin'? Here he's a doctor, and a blonde is smarter than he is.


Peter said...

Hi Lucy, welcome to Blog Joke Day, would you believe a Blonde joke I haven't heard before to start the ball rolling, thanks for participating.

AP3 said...

ha ha! Those are pretty good! Here's one for ya:

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look at them and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Lol, LOl, LOL...!
Love that Cartoon Lucy!....And what a great idea for a Friday...Is it only on Fridays that fall on a 13???
I happen to love Friday the 13th...I have always found it Good Luck! Happy Day To You My Dear!

Rachel said...

Cute jokes!! Great cartoon!!!

Christina said...

Ha ha ha ha!!! Good blonde joke - I didn't know that one.

As you know, I participated in the joke day too. I'm off to laugh at others' jokes now!

lime said...

a blonde walked into a bar....OUCH!

Margaret said...

Loved the cartoon, very funny, Blonde joke was great as well have not heard that one. My first visit to your site which I have enjoyed reading. Thanks for visiting my site, Cheers Margaret

DellaB said...

Hi tlp, another first time visitor here, but I'll be back for sure, blog NOT boring at all, are you just naturally modest?

VERY funny jokes too, thankyou.

the one who is not your daughter, very rarely I meet another Della, not a common name, hard to hide sometimes.

neva said...

loveloveLOVE that comic... AND the jokes! (wish i had known about this, i'd have participated, too. oh well, next time, perhaps?)

no jokes to add here, but i do have a favorite quote:

"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.” ~Dolly Parton

that Dolly.

actonbell said...

What a great idea--and I love your jokes!

I still like that old sickie joke--
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?

A: Ya gonna eat that?

The Lazy Iguana said...

Amazingly enough, I have no blonde jokes! I mean I know a few, but they are not that great. Just so-so.

Fred said...

How come that never happened to me when I was living in an apartment? Dang!

What do you call a brunette between two blondes?

An interpreter.

Doug said...

Two great jokes. Put me in a good mood.

The Lazy Iguana said...

I think I have a blonde joke now!!!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb???

11. 1 to hold the light bulb and 10 to drink till the room spins.

NOTE - this joke also works if you substitute "Kennedy's" for "blondes".

Saur♥Kraut said...

*LOL* The first joke is a keeper!

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Nice cartoon, Sis. Too bad you can't send it to that blonde....

pia said...

Very funny. am always impressed with people who can tell jokes as I can only remember two, and they're both dumb--not blonde dumb--dumber

Sar said...

I'm scrolling through playing a mean game of catch up here and lordy how that cartoon just cracked me up TLP!