Radio question of the day:
Which is Africa's most populous nation?
Which is its largest by size?
Which of its nations has the largest economy?
Huh? Like we care! We're Americans damnitall! We don't gotta care 'bout nowheres else. Hrmpf.
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are drinkin' a lotta shit! Actual poop.
But, we do not run that risk when drinking wine because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
So, it's better to drink wine and stuff and talk shit, than to drink water and be full of shit. Just sayin'.
(No need to thank me for this valuable information. I am doing it as a public service.)
In other news: Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. It also gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails," and "highballs." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name Mount and Do.
Nigeria is Africa's most populous nation. Sudan is largest by area. South Africa has the largest economy by far. As if you care. You guys. Shallow.