You've probably seen this before. So why are you here anyhoo? There's never nothin' of importance on this site!
Good : Your wife is pregnant.
Bad : It's triplets.
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago.
Good : Your wife's not talking to you
Bad : She wants a divorce.
Ugly : She's a lawyer.
Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad : He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly : So are you.
Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly : You're in them.
Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them.
Good : Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you.
Good : You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly : With corrections
Good : Your son is dating someone new.
Not so good : It's another man.
Kinda Ugly : He's your best friend.
Good : Your daughter got a new job.
Bad : As a hooker.
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way Ugly : She makes more money than you do.
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22 comments:
I'm first! Those are good ones, Mommy TLP!
I'm second! They're all great but #3 is my laugh out loud!
Your site is so darling. My first visit. Cute outlook and clever.
Cheers.
Oh you are back! Hoorah!!
Very funny stuff!!
Nice.
no, i haven't read these before... and i'm sorry, but i happen to think there's a'plenty to see on your fine blog, missy!
hope you're having a great weekend! oh, and thanks for giving me a nice reason to laugh out loud! (these were hilarious!): D
Those were great! Plus - I had never heard them before.
:D These were new to me, too!
You are back! Hooray! I just took a chance and here yiu are...I haven't heard that before and foud it pretty funny! Thanks for the early A.M. giggles! And welcone back, my dear.
New to me as well...I laughed at teh first one...after a while you get the humour and you can almost come up with ugly: on your own :)
Count me in - they're all new to me.
Have a great weekend, TLP!
I love the last one. My daughter makes way more money than I do, but thank the Lord, it isn't by hooking!
I haven't seen this version of the good, bad and ugly before!
Thanks for the laughs! Glad to see you TLP!
STOP knocking* what you do, Sis. This is terrific.
Go see DDDragon and let me know if I got your shoe right.
(*This is NOT a boring b**g.)
classic, thanks for the giggles
TLP, I'm shocked. Shocked to find dirty jokes on this site!
And your feet are so ladylike, too!
Thanks for a great holiday laugh!! All new to me, by the way!
Had NOT seen these before. Very funny! ~ jb///
RABBIT, RABBIT!
great....
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