Thursday, March 30, 2006



I got stuff to do today, so I'm not posting. Not that I post most days, just sayin'.

Anyhoo, I'm giving you two Radio Questions of the day for the price of one here. So, let's see now, two times nothin' is nothin'. So get your checks in the mail, payable to ol' Lucy here.

First Radio Question of the day:

Only California and France have laws that prohibit anyone under 18 from using these... What are they?

Second Radio Question of the day:

This is the # 1 phrase guys use to break up with women... What is it?



Answer to the first Radio Question of the day:

Tanning beds

So that's why teenagers have to grease themselves up like a doctor's finger for a rectal exam and lie out in the real sun.

Answer to the second Radio Question of the day:

"I think of you like a sister."

Ah, you're into incest? 'Cause I imagine that you've been screwing your girlfriend for a while now.

20 comments:

natasha said...

How about, "It's not you, it's me"? :P

dddragon said...

good one, natasha!

actonbell said...

I agree, Natasha's is good. Of course, some guys simply don't tell you that they've broken it off--they just get lost and turn up with someone else...

Love that picture!

lime said...

LMAO lucy, you crack me up!

AP3 said...

Those are pretty funny.

Jamie Dawn said...

No tanning beds for me! I'm against skin cancer.

"We need to talk."
Oh, crap!

Peter said...

Lucy, ya gotta SOTP.

Doug said...

OK, to all my adopted sisters in the Pezosphere, that is not what I meant.

Logo said...

I don't tan, I burn, and could never see any sense in paying for THAT.

Natasha nailed what MUST be number two if it isn't number one.

Doug, yeah, sure...

KristieD said...

I enojyed my brief period of using the tanning beds...those were the few times i didnt burn. I figured that was better than burning since i wanted that tan so damn bad. (dont care so much anymore tho)...

Break up lines suck dont they?

Lucy said...

Really --- I never heard that breakup line.. ones i heard - were well one's i could not hear. Hear me??

Oh - SOTP that!

Mindless Dribbler said...

I always used the "ol' Faithful"

"But honey, it isn't what it looks like. We were just talking!! Where are you going??"

Rachel said...

Funny post!! I missed both questions of course. I have never been in a tanning bed.

Minka said...

Great questions. To teh second one: there are a couple of typical ones that drive me insane:
"It´s not you it is me!"
"I am just at a place in my life where..."
"I think we should see other people" meaning (I already am...)

or it drive sme nuts when girls say to there boyfriend "Oh, he´s just a friend!" when I know theya re lying!

People are constantly keeping there options open, decieved in the belief that Prince Charming is waiting just around the next corner!

OldHorsetailSnake said...

I have NEVER gotten one of the radio questions. NEVER. Does this mean I'm off Jeopardy forever?

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Sar said...

I was usually the dumpee and I heard all of Natasha's and Minka's suggested lines at least once. *sigh*

I've heard 2 people around here tell me that they use tanning beds for medical purposes. One to combat acne and one arthritis. I wonder if there's any medical truth to that.

actonbell said...

rabbit, rabbit!

BarbaraFromCalifornia said...

That is priceless!!

Where is the rabbitt! (I know I am an early riser?)

dddragon said...

*GASP*

No rabbits?