Thursday, March 31, 2005

Unusual bumper stickers

Is it just me, or is there now a bumper sticker for every possible thought and cause? Here are some odd ones:

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
I need someone real bad...Are you real bad?
BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder.
All men are idiots... and I married their king.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Hang up and drive.
God must love stupid people...He made SO many.
Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU'RE still an idiot.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Who lit the fuse on your tampon? (Now, that's just ugly.)
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
If you can read this I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like that.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
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dddragon said...

I've this one:
Do Not Meddle In the Affairs of Dragons ... for You are Crunchy & Good with Ketchup.

heh heh

I like this one I see @ work:
Democrats are Sexy ...
Who ever heard of a great piece of Elephant?


Tan Lucy Pez said...

Love it, love it! Nope, never heard of a great piece of elephant!

AP3 said...

Those are good! I like "EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later." I used to have a bumper sticker with a cute whale and it said, "Save the humans". I miss that sticker!

dddragon said...

go to and look at their stickers ... they have some great ones

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I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw Elvis in the supermarket yesterday.

No honest really, he was right there in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender".

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