I'm so good, I'm awarding myself a halo.

1. I don't do windows because ...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
(I am compassionate.)

2. I don't wax floors because ...
I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves,I'd feel terrible and they may sue me.
(I am careful and cheap.)

3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because...
they are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
(I am imaginative.)

4. I don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature
to have a home of their own.
(I am kind.)

5. I don't Spring Clean because ...
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
(I am fair minded.)

6. I don't plant a garden because ...
I don't want to get in nature's way, she is an excellent designer.
(I am courteous.)

7. I don't put things away because ...
my husband will never be able to find them again.
(I am considerate.)

8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ...
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
(I am thoughtful.)

9. I don't iron because ...
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".
(I am trusting.)

10. I don't stress much on anything because ...
"A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!
(I am winning this battle.)