Saturday, June 02, 2007

Tibbar tibbar

It's not the first day of the month now, so if you forgot to say "Rabbit rabbit!" it's too late. Too late to say "Rabbit rabbit," that is. Now you hafta say "tibbar tibbar" to ward off bad luck in June. Just sayin'.

I got nothin' to say, and all day to say it, so I'm just gonna post a coupla pictures. Maybe three. Maybe four. Some days I don't count so good.


Uh, I think maybe if you don't know how these things are supposed to be worn, you shouldn't show'em off.


Go wash your eyes out now. It won't help of course. This will be with you awhile.


Those are not tears of sorrow that her favorite skirt is ruined. She's cryin' tears of joy that she wore panties that day.



Their Mama's so proud.



I'm still all broken up over this. Cryin' as I type.

22 comments:

Paul said...

I'm accidentally gagging. I'll come back next week.

jan said...

Thanks for starting my Saturday off with several laughs. I wonder if Elvis would ever have looked like that. It is a sight that will be burned on my retinas for a while.

The Old Mule said...

It will take more than an eye wash to get over that elvis.

goldennib said...

kwefbfiurfui

(Because I can no longer see.)

Logophile said...

Holy hell, Lucy, what are you trying to do to us?
What, may I ask, did we ever do to you to deserve THAT??
Oh man...

Libby said...

tlp-after that elvis my eyes are bleeding11

Peter said...

Hi Lucy, I'm still tryin' to figure out which of those was the worst... so far I'm leanin' towards the first one, jus wonderin' where her mind was when she was dressin'

The Lazy Iguana said...

Picture #1 - why not show that off? You know that in a few years it will not be there anymore. Well it will still be there, but could look more like photo 2.

Photo 2 - I have seen "man boobs" before - but "man camel toe"!!?? There ought to be a law.

Photo 3 - good dog! I think I trained it.

Photo 4 - So this is what Bob and Tom Bush are up to these days!

Photo 5 - What if the horror story is "Undead Jerry"? Maybe Falwell should have drank more of Pat Robertson's magical energy drink that allowed him to leg lift 2,000 pounds.

TLP said...

Note to Lazy I: The string goes in the crack. Her panties are not on right.

AP3 said...

LOL

You are funny.

Tom & Icy said...

You got a pretty dog

mireille said...

I want so badly not to say anything. But ... but ... um, thank you for the thong tutorial. xoxo

lime said...

i am scarred for life.....

actonbell said...

Wow! What did you google to find these beauties? I'm a little afeared, though, after reading Carrie, that Jerry Falwell's hand will come up out of that grave and grab you for laughing.

As for the lady in the skirt: at first I thought that was one of those silkscreened double-take illusion things, but that's real. Ack. Now she has to get home. Note: Don't wear thin stuff around teething puppy.

Princess said...

Any tissues left? Enjoyed too much I'm still crying!!!

Rachel said...

These were so funny!! That Elvis thing.....well there are no words!!! If I were him I'd never show my face again. Ever!! LOL

The Lazy Iguana said...

Man camel toe should be illegal.

PI said...

I can see Elvis's two veg but where's the meat?

Doug said...

I need to get a bigger dog.

Bela said...

I knew I shouldn't have visited you! I have a broken rib; I mustn't...I can't laugh. Ouch!

neva said...

my eyes! my eyes! (sorry, but that Elvis pic is more than a little disturbing.) ouch.

Tibbar, tibbar. and so forth and so on... ; ) xox

edina monsoon said...

I don't know where you get these pictures from. But a HUGE thank you for sharing them. I laughted out loud when I read this entry. Hahaha.