Can't sleep. None of YOU are awake and posting. Big help you are. Some people. Just can't count on'em.
I know that insomnia is very common. Nothing to lose sleep over.
Since I can't count on you, I tried counting other things.
Hasn't worked so far.
Guess it's my own damn fault.
It's almost time for most people to get up anyway.
Just saying that made me sleepy. I'm goin' back to bed.