Saturday, April 07, 2007

Happy Easter Everybody!



Remember these Easter tips from your local bunny:

1. There is no such thing as too much candy.
2. Especially CHOCOLATE candy.
3. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
4. Some body parts should be floppy.
5. An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.
6. The grass is always greener in someone else's basket.
7. There are no calories in Easter candy.
8. That is not snow outside, it is white rabbit fur.
Apparently there's been a bunny fight or sumtin'.
Maybe a white rabbit hoe down. Like that.Not snow.
9. Any candy left in a kid's Easter basket the next day belongs to anybody around. 'Specially to mothers and grandmothers.

18 comments:

The Lazy Iguana said...

I buy all my Easter candy on Monday :)

actonbell said...

Hehehe. I bought lots of stuff for Mike:) But he nurses the stuff, and he knows how much he's got left...

lime said...

thanks, tlp. i really appreciate you putting this all in print so i can use it as a reference when i inform everyone (see? it's on the net. it must be true!) especially #9. those kids can't protest.

Peter said...

Hi Lucy, good advice there, sorry to hear that Niks got sick while you were away, hope everything is good again now.

Rachel said...

Great advice for Easter!!!

Have a Happy Easter TLP!!

kenju said...

Happy Easter, TLP, eat some candy for me, okay?

OldHorsetailSnake said...

10. Don't have any kids and you get ALL the candy.

PI said...

Happpy Easter Day and hope all is well now. My worst nightmare so we stay away from planes now.

Logophile said...

Im one of those horrible mom who didn't fill everything in sight with candy. I give them mostly stickers, and craft projects, and stamps, and erasers and pencils, and notepads and play-do.
There are chocolate bunnies and chocolate eggs though, because come on! It's Easter, you have to have SOME eggs and bunnies, and some chocolate.

mireille said...

Happy Easter, sweety! Hope you got to bite the bunny ears off a bunch of chocolate rabbits!! xoxo

Tom & Icy said...

Hey! That's not a chocolate egg you found. I left it there!

AP3 said...

Great tips. #4 is the best.

Libby said...

HEY!!! i didn't get a chocolate bunny!!!

Minka said...

Those are good rules and they´ll come in handy today :)

Happy Easter TLP!

Christine said...

I tried to convince Little Anna of the last one but she's not going for it. Brat!

LZ Blogger said...

FUNNY how judgemental those eggheads can be isn't it? ~ jb///

Doug said...

Um, Happy Easter. I thought I looked here. No wonder I came up with so few eggs.

The Old Mule said...

number 5. remains to be seen! Hope you had a wonderful easter.