Friday, November 10, 2006

PG 21 post

If you are under 18 and a granddaughter of mine, just go away NOW. Don't read this. Anyway, it's your mother's fault. Or somebody else's fault. Not mine.

Radio Question of the Day:

59% of women recently surveyed say they are in pain because of their... what?

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.
One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"
The other replies, "Oh sure I do."
The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"
The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"

Answer to the radio question of the day:
Their bra. Oh, yeah. That.


Chrstine said...

OK TLP, I read that joke twice and still don't get it *blush* Someone explain it to this dumbass.

lime said...


christine, lifesaver is another term for life guard.

oh man, too funny....

The Lazy Iguana said...

Exactly what kind of role model are you trying to be? Just askin. No reason.

By the way, I am so stealing your joke. And no royalities. I cant afford to pay any. You know, with the whole "what job??" thing going on and all.

neva said...

hahaha! i'm laughing at this *and* the fact that i rolled my comment for this post into the one i just left below. what can i say? i still have my bra on. i'm also out of life savers (tho' Joel's on his way home, so maybe....)

i'll repeat myself for the sake of the cameras that aren't here: the best bra *is* a sweatshirt. guess i should come back after i get into mine. xox

Doug said...

TLP, I'm still too young for this blog.

actonbell said...

*snicker* Good one:) I like the bunny slippers, too.

kenju said...

I love that joke and I so agree with Maxine!

Peter said...

Please stay between the flags Lucy!!!

Rachel said...

Gotta agree with the radio folks. It sure is a relief to take that darned bra off!! Maxine has the right idea.

Funny stuff TLP!!! Thanks for the laughs!!

still life said...

Good stuff. ;p
Although I do admit to having to read it twice!

al said...

Great joke, TLP. Glad I came by for a visit.

Q: How do you get an 88-year-old lady to yell "Oh shit!"?

A: Get another 88-year-old lady to yell "Bingo!"

Minka said...

Always good for chuckles :)

Libby said...

...i KNEW maxine knew what she's talking about! i challenge anyone to disagree with this!!

schnoodlepooh said...

You are HILARIOUS! It's a good think I wasn't drinking coffee right now or it would be snorting out my nose from laughing so hard.

Dan said...

Now if this isn't the best reason I ever heard for women to abandon their bras, I don't know what is! ;)

Stop giving yourself pain ladies!

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