Diesel reminded me that it's Inappropriate Card Day. Unless it's your birthday, this is an inappropriate card. Of course, it's rude in any case. In my family, if someone ask where something "was at," we always replied, "behind the 'a' and in front of the 't'.
This above is inappropriate on any day. So I guess it can't be an inappropriate card.
Below is one that I could send you, unless you're on a diet.
Whatever. HAPPY INAPPROPRIATE CARD DAY.