Friday, August 10, 2007

Sick of the election already



I'm already tired of hearing about the next presidential election.
It's all pointless and hopeless anyhow. The couple of people who raise the most money will run for their ticket and then we have to choose between whomever those two are. Did ya ever wonder how come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America? Just askin'.

Y'all have a good weekend.



If you live in the east, better stay in the shade.



Other than that, don't do anything that I wouldn't do.


That would include skinny dippin'.
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." I was gonna join an excerise group, but they said to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! Those people.

19 comments:

tsduff said...

Now THAT has got to be the best zebra picture I've ever seen!! Love your funnies - Happy Friday to you too.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Another example of why you are my favorite (only) Sister. Good yucks, young lady.

Libby said...

tlp-you beat me to it! i've had the 'cat massage' picture saved for weeks, but haven't posted it yet...now i never will...*snif, snif* lol

The Lazy Iguana said...

Chunky dunking? I do not think I want to see that. Leave the camera at home. Give a hoot - don't pollute....the internet.

I think that we would be far better off if the past 6 years had no President.

Doug said...

It's a really good point about the President and Miss America. I bet if we had a swimsuit contest, we'd get better choices.

TLP said...

But is it a girl or boy, Tsduff? I can't tell.

And you're my onlyest bro Gene.

Libby, you can still use the pix. We don't have many cross-commenters. How did we find each other????

Lazy I, I had you pegged as a Bush hater.

I don't know Doug. WWHW: Speedos or baggies? What would Hillary wear?

goldennib said...

I'll vote for the first person who collects million$ in campaign contributions and then gives it to charity.

Cheesemeister said...

I used to go to a nudist camp in the mountains. Most people there do not skinny dip, they chunky dunk. It's all good!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

I agree...It is all pretty hopelrss!
LOVE that picture of the cat getting a massage...! GREAT!
Stay cool, TLP....!

audible said...

I shudder to think of a presidential bathing suit competition. Ugh! And what would they do for the talent portion? From what I hear watching Miss America isn't any more popular than voting these days. Perhaps an American Idol approach would be more appropriate.

lime said...

ya know i never thought of the election/miss america thing....dang...maybe we should introduce a swimsuit category for presidential candidates? certainly the Q&A category didn't disqualify the ever illiterate and incomprehensible dubya.

as for chunky dunking...oh yeah, i am all over that

Jamie Dawn said...

I'm not intensely involved in the presidential goings on. It was too much too soon for me, so I'm just gonna wait for them to slug it out a bit more before I really start tuning in.

We are having HOT temps down here in Hickville too.
Lordy!!! It's supposed to get hotter and hotter. The weatherman said it will be up to 105 on Tuesday.
If my air conditioning breaks down, I WILL kill someone.

I hope you're having a nice weekend. I have to chunky dunk too. No skinny here!! What is this thing you speak of called Loose Clothing???
I've never heard of such a thing. :-)

Peter said...

Hi Lucy, now those lions MAY be just sitting in the shade of the wing coz its hot... but I'm not gettin' out of the plane to find out.

TLP said...

I don't think you'll be voting this year Goldennib.

You're braver than I am Cheesey one.

I'm doin' my best Old lady.

Audible, you sayin' they can SING?

I think I'm hearing a vote for a swimsuit thingie for the candidates Lime.

We actually have a little break with the hot weather here J.D.

You're a smart man Peter.

actonbell said...

Hardy harhar, funny post! And I love your visuals, esp. that lion picture.

Rachel said...

Funny funny TLP!!

I can see the candidates for president in their evening gowns and swimsuits now!! It'd be more entertaining than listening to all their hot air anyways!

It's been scorching here. Just sweat and then sweat some more!

PI said...

'Chunky dunk' is my favourite phrase of the week . Eat your heart out Will(as Hoss says - the shake)
How about Hoss for prezzie and you for Miss America? You'd have my vote!

Minka said...

I don't even get a vote in the election of the next American president. Considering that that dude seems to affect teh whole wide world, I feel partly cheated...

now about skinny dippin' . I just saw your post today (MOnday!) and I might have skinny dipped on Saturday. In my defense, there were few around and my dive into the water was almost graceful.

*awaits punishment*

TLP said...

Thanks Acton.

It's a tad better here now Rachel.

I don't think I could handle being Miss America PI. Maybe Old Crone U.S.A.

Minka, a girl like you can skinny dip away. No problem. I totally agree that people in other countries should have more say in the way things are run in the U.S.A.