Tuesday, September 12, 2006
This ad was in a magazine that I was reading. If you can't read the part above the spice tin, this is what it says: Okay, it doesn't say anything, you have to read it. Smart asses. It reads as follows: Except for black pepper, McCormick spices in rectangular tins are at least 15 years old. Holy cow. I checked my spices. I had 7 rectangular tins of McCormick spices. Well, sh*t fire and save the matches.
I’m so dumb. This brings up another buncha stuff I don’t know about.
Such as, can you cry underwater?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no human being would eat? Why does the setting go that high?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? I vote yes.
If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Did you just try singing the two songs above? You guys.
Do you ever wonder why you read anything I post in the first place?