Thursday, April 01, 2010

April fool rabbit


Rabbit rabbit folks! Ya gotta say it, so you'll have good luck in April. No foolin'.

A precious little girl walks into a petsmart shop and asks,
in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me,mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"


She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

14 comments:

actonbell said...

hahahha! Rabbit, rabbit!! You got your fool's joke on, too:)

Nessa said...

Rabbit, rabbit.

He, he, he. Evil little child. ;)

Doug said...

Rabbit rabbit and ha ha!

Lila said...

TEE HEE

Rabbit, rabbit!

Libby said...

LOLOLOLOL!!!! i love it!! rabbit, rabbit!

Logophile said...

tibbar tibbar
hee hee
Love it.

Pat said...

Love it. Happy Easter or whatever and white rabbit.

Nessa said...

Hoppy Easter!

Quilly said...

LOL! I loved that joke!

tsduff said...

Tibbar tibbar - but good luck in April just the same. I like Pythons.

Clifton said...

Thanks for a Monday Morning Laff. I hear that your state has the nation's worst roads. Can't your social activist Unitarian buddies do something about it?? Here in Michigan we're number 2. As in getting the poop shook out of you when you go over a pothole.

Karen said...

*Python, python*

Lila said...

Rabbit, rabbit! for MAY!

Doug said...

Rabbit Rabbit. Good luck noticing it's May.