
Well, then,
A Very Merry Unbirthday to YOU!! and YOU! and YOU too!
Hey, guess what??? It's not my birthday either! Wow. Talk about a coincidence. Pretty amazing, huh? We could all sulk and cry about it together. If you're looking for a little sympathy, you've come to the right place. We can whine and mope as a crowd. We could be bitter.
WAIT!!! We're all old enough. We're glad we're not having a birthday, right? You guys. Birthdays are crap. Not that I want to stop having them of course. But still.
Have a happy unofficial-end-of-the-summer weekend, y'all. *Party 'til you're purple. Like that.
*(I don't really recommend that. Use sunblock.)