If you're a father, then Happy Father's Day! You don't have to have a child to be a father. If you have a dog or cat or a horse, or a rabbit, then you're a father too. Well, not if you're a female. You guys. Use your heads.
Here's a nice seafood dinner for you in honor of the day.
Oh! Did I forget to say it was a redneck seafood dinner? Ooops!