Radio Question of the Day:Twelve states now offer public school students the option to earn credits in this subject by attending online classes. What is the subject?
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I’m getting out of shape ‘cause my walking buddy Irene is remodeling her living room and is getting more exercise than she needs just by stripping wallpaper, sanding, painting, etc. So, we didn’t walk some days last week, and are skipping the first part of this week too.
You’re probably thinking that ol’ TLP could go walking in the mall all on her own. Well, you are so wrong! What if I got lost? What if some handsome knight on a white horse just swept me up and carried me away?
Those handsome knights. I dare not go walking alone.
It’s not that I’m too damn lazy to walk and have to have a friend tapping her foot and waiting on me to meet her. Nope. Not that at all. It’s that a big, green, two-headed, three-toed, crossed-eyed, six-clawed, four-horned, orphan-reaping monster sits in front of the garage door and refuses to let me get the car out each morning that Irene isn’t going to meet me.
Would I lie? That wasn’t very nice. What you just said about me.
Hrmpf.
You bloggers.
Where was I before you guys started callin’ me a lazy ass? Oh, yeah! I was gonna give you the answer to the question of the day.
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Answer to the Radio Question of the Day:
Phys-ed Huh??? Well, it turns out that their source was
Playboy Magazine. I’m going to say, “
Consider the source.” No tellin’ what-all
Playboy Magazine considers exercise. Oh! Maybe I shouldn’t poo-poo this idea until I’ve seen the exercise tapes. I should do some research. Any of you ever Google Playboy?
