I love these things. I can't win this one because at least one person finished before me this time. In the you-snooze-you-lose category, she used the same picture that I had planned to use on the very first words, Aunt Ant. That Actonbell.
To make it easier on myself, I decided to not look at the rest of hers. That way I can claim not to know that she used one that I now pick.
Onward, if not upward:
Aunt Ant: This is a cricket visiting his Aunt Ant. I hope she doesn't think he's lookin' for a handout.
Brown Bear:
This bear has been treed by a cat! The bear below wonders, WTF?
Creamy Cow:
At state fairs across the country, things are carved and molded out of butter. This is a butter cow, and you can't get much creamier than that. Don't look at it too long unless you can afford to gain mega pounds.
Dumb Donkey:
Here the donkey isn't the real dummy, it's the driver.
Even Eagle:
Even this eagle doesn't know how he flies so high. His wings are fairly even too.
Floating Fish:
Why float when you can walk?
Gross Goat:
This goat sacrifice is gross. But I'll eat it after it's all cleaned and cooked.
Half Horse:
A horse's ass is about half of a horse I think.
But I'll measure to see:
Indian Iguana:
This Indian is cleaning an iguana in order to cook it I guess. Again, I think it's gross to look at it, but I'll try eating it if she offers me some. Probably tastes like snake. Of course snake tastes like chicken.
Joking Jay:
This looks like a joke to me. But then so does this below:
I imagine that the Blue Jays player who is pouring the liquid thinks this is a better joke than the one who is getting wet does.
Kitchen Kraken:
This is a kitten and a kraken in the kitchen.
Below is a kraken that is too big for the microwave. I think a kraken is supposed to be really big.
Lonely lobster:
This lobster is lonely, and so is the dumb guy who thought this would be a good way to store a lobster. 'Course he wonders why he can't get a girl to come over and help him eat it.
Many Manticores:
I hope these look like manticores to you. They look like crap to me.
Nosy Narwhal: All Narwhals are nosy. It's just their nature.
I'd hate to see one with its nose out of joint.
Oval Owl:
Oval's mother meant to name her Opal, but she didn't know how to spell it. Sorta like what happened to Oprah. Sh*t happens.
Painted Pony:
This will be a painted pony right after you finish painting it. It's an audience participation thingie.
Quantum Quetzal:
I don't know what a quantum quetzal is and you probably don't either. So I could put up a picture of anything.
This here is the quantumest quetzal I could find.
Round Rat:
This rat is not gonna be 'round much longer.
Silver snake:
I fear/hate all things snake, so I will not be spending any time on this one.
I could never wear this pin. *Shudder*.
Towering toad:
That's Mr. Toad high up there in his tower.Umber Ultrasauros:
Utterly umberly. Utterly ugly too.
Vapid Vulture:
That's a vapid joke, no? Please, don't carrion about it.
Wise weasel:
Some wise-guy weasel took this awful photo. Some wise-ass weasel blogger posted it. That TLP.
Xenial Xenops:
This friendly Xenops is waving it's wing at you. Now, that's friendly. Just play along, okay?
Yawing Yak:
This yak is just about to vear off course and getcha!
This one doesn't know which way it was going in the first place.
Zombie Zorilla:
Say what???
My zorilla got done in by the zombies around here. So I got this book so that sorta thing doesn't happen again.
I hate those damn zombie parades. Ties up traffic forever.
