Can't believe it's this late in the year

This here is an august rabbit. It's also my August Rabbit Rabbit post. I'm busy. SO don't be expectin' more.

Stand up comedy

One of my daughters complained that there's not much on television these days. True. But I've been watching the comedy channel and have discovered that I love stand-up comedy.




Or is that gymnastics? They talk about sticking it in gymnastics.



This I know for sure is yoga:


This is too:

Any fool can see that's an upward facing dog. I sees.

Have a silly, happy, Fourth of July!

July again

Okay, you know the drill. Gotta say Rabbit Rabbit for good luck in July. Otherwise all the other kiddies will make fun of you and stick their tongues out and laugh at you.

Hope you all have a joyous July.

Rabbit Rabbit!!

Of butt-crack and other things

Actonbell Someone says that I am not posting often enough. That Acton someone. I mean, really, as if I have anything to say.

So I grabbed this meme from Thom's Monday Mayhem.

1. What animal in your opinion is the stupidest animal alive?

Humans. Next would be jelly fish ‘cause they don’t have a brain. But really, I’ll go with the Dodo. They sound really dumb.

2. What person in the news or spotlight makes you wonder how they got so far?

So many dumb bunnies out there, so little space. Paris Hilton comes to mind, since she seems to be missing hers.

3. If you could make up a new law and be in charge of arresting law breakers, what would that law be?

It would be illegal to show butt-crack. The law would require that anyone showing butt-crack would have to wear high-waisted jeans while picking up trash by the side of the road. It would be embarrassing for them to hide their butts in public that way.


4. Name something of the color blue that you despise.

A blue mood. Next on the list is blue jeans with butt-crack showing.


5. If you were on your way somewhere and were running late and witnessed an accident, what would you do?

Dial 911. Unless I really didn’t want to go where I was going –like the dentist or whatever. Then I would stop to help, and grab the excuse to miss the appointment. Like I could help anyway.

6. How tall is too tall and how short is too short in your opinion?

Jones is too tall, and all jockeys are too short. (I imagine some are too tight as well.)


7. What hair color and/eye color would you not want in someone you were planning on having children with?

Green hair and/or orange eyes. You just know those would be dominant traits.

8. What hour of the day has the worst drivers?

Happy hour. It also has the happiest drivers. It's a trade off.

9. Are you following the Stanley Cup Finals?

Stanley found his cup finally? I had not been informed that he lost it. I gather he plays a sport.


10. If you wanted to eat lunch at the zoo and all they served were animal parts, would you eat them?

You mean like leg of lamb? You betcha. Frog legs? Yum. I like the hippos too. I just can't eat a whole one by myself.

11. Would you give, and if so how much, money to a 25 year old man holding a sign at an intersection that asks for money?

The intersection asks for money? I would never give money to an intersection. I might give a buck or two to a good-looking 25 year-old man. What's he look like? No green hair or orange eyes I hope.

12. What do you do with emails that tell you to forward them on to 10 other people or something will happen to you?

Send them back to the person who sent them to me. Ten times. So far, so good. Of course there was that one time when a pelican sh*t on my head. But I figure that was just a coincidence. Then there was that snapping turtle that bit my big toe...I'm wondering about that one. I mean, how did that turtle get in my shoe? In the house? In the closet? Upstairs??? Maybe I should forward those messages. Any volunteers to receive those messages? You guys. I didn't think so.

May Day Rabbit

A man boarded a plane with 8 kids.

After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"

He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."

Better say Rabbit Rabbit fast, or no tellin' what'll happen!

April fool rabbit

Rabbit rabbit folks! Ya gotta say it, so you'll have good luck in April. No foolin'.

A precious little girl walks into a petsmart shop and asks,
in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me,mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"


She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

If winter comes....

Can spring be far behind? I think we can see the light at the end of the tunnel. Just don't let the train blow you off the track.

Time to say Rabbit Rabbit for good luck in March. Next we'll be complaining about the rain and mud.



In fact, in Pennsylvania we have Mud Sales!

I betcha you're wondering who the heck would want to buy mud, huh? Those Amish. Quite the entrepreneurs.

February. It's about time.

I am so over January. Happy February everyone.

Don't forget to say Rabbit Rabbit. It didn't do me one bit of good last month, but you can't be too careful.

Happy 2010!

Rabbit rabbit y'all! I'm spending New Year's eve with my hunny bunny who is in the hospital.

We're a coupla lucky kids, we are.

Happy New Year to you guys! I hope it's a wonderful time for all.

December if you can believe it!

No, I'm not ready for Christmas. Not at all. BUT, my checkbook works and so I'll just write checks to people.

I said Rabbit Rabbit the first day of each month all year, and now, right this minute, I'm on a cruise. The Queen Mary 2. Ten days. Extra large balcony. So, you see how this Rabbit Rabbit thing works?

*Rabbit rabbit folks. May you have a wonderful December.

*stole this particular cruise rabbit from google. Don't know if I'll get a towel rabbit on my cruise or not. I do know that I don't care.