Up all night

Radio Question of the Day:

This was the # 1 toy of 1970, selling over 4 Million that year. What was it?

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I don’t know what the number one toy was in 2006, but number one on my twin granddaughters' Christmas wish-list was the Wii Game Console and some games for it. The Wii (pronounced like the pronoun “we”), is made by Nintendo. Supplies of this game system were very, very limited before Christmas. Small game stores were lucky if they received three Wii Consoles before XMAS. Big stores like Wal-Mart received 32 or so at a time, and in our area Wal-Mart got only two shipments for the entire XMAS season, or a total of approximately 64 sets for the year.

As far as I can find out, the entire country was in this situation. So, on E-bay these Wii Consoles were selling for $1,500 and up. If you could find one in a store, it cost only $250. Amazing what people will do for their kids and grandkids.

What I did was get in line at Wal-Mart and wait all night to buy one.

I had been calling stores, visiting stores, etc. trying to get this game system, with no luck. Everybody and their grandmother were making the rounds doing this. Sales people were getting a little testy.

Then, I entered the dreaded Wal-Mart. A store that I have boycotted for years. But, this was a bigger mission than justice for minimum-wage employees. That TLP. No ethics.

There, in the electronics section, was a sign that said that they would be receiving a minimum of three (3!) Wii Consoles in a particular date, and that folks would be allowed to line up at 9 PM the night before the sales date, in order to possibly obtain the privilege to purchase the Wii at 8:00 AM the next morning. Oh, joy!

I fully expected my husband Niks to talk me out of spending the night in line at Wal-Mart, or anywhere else, but NO, he didn’t say a word. So, the big night came. I looked at the husband and said, “This is crazy, isn’t it?”

“No!” He said. “I’ll come and help you.” That Niks. Nope. I wasn’t going to let a 78 year-old guy with all kinds of health issues do this. So, off I went with my blanket and pillow. Of course, in order to get a jump on everyone else, I went over to the store at about 8 PM, not 9 PM. Imagine! There were already a bunch of folks there for the same purpose. Those cheats.

Wal-Mart’s lady-in-charge said we could line up in front of the Vision Center at 9 PM, and not one minute before. So, folks hung around near the Vision Center (VC) but not in front of it. I walked down and saw that there were people in the VC, waiting there. So, what the heck, I joined those swindlers. I’m not proud.

The VC staff didn’t care. They didn’t have any actual customers, and we were something funny to look at. But the WalMart-lady-in-charge (hereafter WLIC) was not amused. Hussy.

She came in and complained to the VC staff, and told them to make us leave the VC. The VC lady-in-charge, said, “Nope.” The VC is a concession, and not actually a part of Wal-Mart. Tee hee. But our victory was short-lived. The WLIC came back and told us that if we continued to wait in the Vision Center, that she would not let us be “considered” to buy a game. That WLIC.

Sigh. So, we went out, wandered around close to the front of the store, etc. Then one of the VC employees came out and said to me, “You know what annoys the WLIC more than anything?” Well, no, of course I don’t. “They can’t stand it when you leave nose prints on the display cases.”

Ho ho! My nose is as greasy as anyone’s. So off I went with this VC employee (what a sweetie!) and we left nose and finger prints on many, many display cases. That was fun, but it killed only about a half-hour. I was getting bored already. What was the night going to be like?

Finally, we were granted the privilege of standing in line. That WLIC. Such a generous person. So, she says that there are so many of us that we will have to have a lottery drawing to see who gets to buy the 32 Wiis that they actually have. Whoever wins this lottery drawing will still have to stay in line all night in order to buy the console, but at least they will know that they are guaranteed the game. No substitutes. One person has to wait in line all night for the console.

But, as it turned out, more than half of the people there had seen this lottery-thing coming, and had brought many folks with them in order to have a better chance of winning the drawing for the standing-in-line privilege. So, when those “supporting cast” folks stepped out of line, there were, ta da, 32 of us. Yes! I was going to get this damn game!

The actual waiting-all-night thing was okay. Boring, yes, but okay. Wal-Mart is a 24 hour store, and so we were inside. Everyone had a cell phone, and some one called a buddy who brought over a card table and a deck of cards. There was a card game going on at all times, with different people changing around. After an hour of standing, the WLIC provided us with chairs. Bonus! We were allowed to go to the restroom, and so on. In fact, once the WLIC left for the evening, our assigned “babysitter” let us wander the store. We could do anything but leave the store. Our names were on file, and we had coupons for the games. So even though other people came in after 9 PM to get in line, we were safe. At about 8:45 AM, I walked out of the store with the console. My Mama would be proud.

This morning I heard a story on the news about a woman in Rancho Cordova CA who competed in a radio station contest to win a Nintendo Wii. The "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" contest was put on by Sacramento radio station KDND 107.9. Contestants were to drink as much bottled water as they could in order to see who could hold it in the longest. The winner was promised a free Wii console. The 28 year old mother died of water intoxication trying to win the console for her kids. That’s so sad.
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Answer to the Radio Question of the Day:

The Nerf Ball.

Life used to be simpler.

Think Snow!

Radio Question of the Day:

Office workers say this is the # 1 reason they "flirt" at work...
What is it?

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It has cooled off some here. In the 40's or 50's today. Big deal. But tonight it's supposed to get down below freezing. Heck, the ski area where the grandtwins go (pictured above) can't even make snow in this weather. So if you love snow, think snow! If you don't like it, (what's wrong with you anyway?) think snow that just coats the grassy areas and not the streets and sidewalks. Or, think snow that just shuts down everything so that you have to curl up with hot chocolate. The kind where the governor declares it illegal to drive. You know, the good stuff.

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Answer to the Radio Question of the Day:

To get someone to do their work for them.
Well, duh. That's a no brainer. Also see: I know when I'm being used, but damn, it's fun.

I'm out sunbathing

It's so warm here it's just crazy.

But of course, it can't be because of global warming.

Rabbit Rabbit 2007

Rabbit rabbit.

May you have a most wonderful 2007. If you want to. I don't want to force you to have a wonderful 2007. So, let me rephrase that: If you wish to have a wonderful new year, I hope that the fates allow you to have a wonderful new year in 2007.

Happy New Year

Radio Question of the Day:

Of all those who work in retail this time of year, 13% of them will be doing this once the shopping season ends. What is it?
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Y'all be careful out there. And be nice. Nice is a good thing.

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Answer to the Radio Question of the Day:

*Seeking therapy for customer-related abuse. Whoa! You guys! Think it over. These people don't make enough money to be abused that hard.



*Source: Com Psych Corporation

Happy Holidays

Radio Question of the day:
One in five of us do this every day during the Holidays...what is it?

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I sincerely hope that all of you have the best of whatever-holiday-it-is-that-you-celebrate!

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Answer to the question of the day:

Weigh ourselves.

Just give up and enjoy the holidays. There's all of next year to diet. Just like last year, right?

Still shopping?

Radio Question of the Day:

59% of people do this during their Holiday shopping. What the heck is it?

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I'm glad I'm not out shopping. Even the streets around our puny malls are like parking lots. The traffic is so heavy, it looks like California.

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Answer to the Radio Questin of the Day:


Bump into another car while backing out of a parking space.

I saw what you did and I'm telling.

Oh, Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree

Radio Question of the Day:
Besides long lines and traveling, this is the # 1 thing Americans say they dread about the holiday season. What is it?
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For me it's putting up the Christmas tree. But then I do love having it once it's up and looking all pretty. Until I start dreading taking it down...

Today I finally got the darn thing up and trimmed.

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Answer to the Radio Question of the Day:

The office Christmas party.

Huh! I didn't love those in my working days, but they weren't terrible.



That Harvey.

It's dangerous out there

Radio Question of the Day:

Twelve states now offer public school students the option to earn credits in this subject by attending online classes. What is the subject?

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I’m getting out of shape ‘cause my walking buddy Irene is remodeling her living room and is getting more exercise than she needs just by stripping wallpaper, sanding, painting, etc. So, we didn’t walk some days last week, and are skipping the first part of this week too.

You’re probably thinking that ol’ TLP could go walking in the mall all on her own. Well, you are so wrong! What if I got lost? What if some handsome knight on a white horse just swept me up and carried me away? Those handsome knights. I dare not go walking alone.

It’s not that I’m too damn lazy to walk and have to have a friend tapping her foot and waiting on me to meet her. Nope. Not that at all. It’s that a big, green, two-headed, three-toed, crossed-eyed, six-clawed, four-horned, orphan-reaping monster sits in front of the garage door and refuses to let me get the car out each morning that Irene isn’t going to meet me. Would I lie?

That wasn’t very nice. What you just said about me. Hrmpf. You bloggers.

Where was I before you guys started callin’ me a lazy ass? Oh, yeah! I was gonna give you the answer to the question of the day.
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Answer to the Radio Question of the Day:

Phys-ed

Huh??? Well, it turns out that their source was Playboy Magazine. I’m going to say, “Consider the source.” No tellin’ what-all Playboy Magazine considers exercise. Oh! Maybe I shouldn’t poo-poo this idea until I’ve seen the exercise tapes. I should do some research. Any of you ever Google Playboy?

Rabbit Rabbit

It's Rabbit Rabbit time. But I'm not here. I'm over at Bela's Slap of the Day. You should try slappin' someone or something. FUN.


You know the drill. Ya gotta say Rabbit Rabbit on the first of each month. It could keep you off Skid Row. Just sayin'.

And while you're out there Christmas shopping, remember a fool and his bunny are soon parted. Watch your bunny!