Well, then,
A Very Merry Unbirthday to YOU!! and YOU! and YOU too!
Hey, guess what??? It's not my birthday either! Wow. Talk about a coincidence. Pretty amazing, huh? We could all sulk and cry about it together. If you're looking for a little sympathy, you've come to the right place. We can whine and mope as a crowd. We could be bitter.
WAIT!!! We're all old enough. We're glad we're not having a birthday, right? You guys. Birthdays are crap. Not that I want to stop having them of course. But still.
Have a happy unofficial-end-of-the-summer weekend, y'all. *Party 'til you're purple. Like that.
*(I don't really recommend that. Use sunblock.)
Thank you. Very few people remember when it isn't my birthday.
ReplyDeletedo we have to buy each other presents for unbirthdays?
ReplyDeleteThis is a most excellent post today - got me right out of the doldrums at my glee of NOT having a birthday today! And may you enjoy the same TLP.
ReplyDeleteCan we celebrate un-anniversaries, too?
ReplyDeleteDoes the blond in the photo make "house calls?"
ReplyDeleteThat's just swell. But just look at me: In a little while I will have TWO birthdays...in a row! Oh, me, oh my oh.
ReplyDeleteAnd a very merry un-birthday to you, TLP!!!
ReplyDeleteI believe there are no accidents.
ReplyDeleteJoyeux Non-Anniversaire, TLP!
ReplyDeleteWe're having atrocious weather here: summer, which never really started, looks like being over. :-(
tlp--thanks for remembering!! damn, even tom forgot my unbirthday!! and here i thought he was all that...inconsiderate bastard!! BTW...happy unbirthday to you too! how coincidental we have one on the same day!!
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