Friday, December 16, 2005

Whatever

It's pretty white around here. So I thought I'd just stay inside and do my cards for the season(s), whatever it is. This is your "whatever" card from me for "whatever" season it is for you.

Please accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, and gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday as practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice (but with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or for their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all) and further for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated onset of the generally accepted calendar year (including, but not limited to, the Christian calendar, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures). The preceding wishes are extended without regard to the race, creed, age, physical ability, religious faith or lack thereof, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee(s).

Love, TLP and Niks

24 comments:

  1. wow, tlp! that was so frigging "PC", i had to stop reading and take a quick 'puke-break'!

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  2. Right back at ya, ma!

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  3. I think you covered it all :)
    Wishing you the best!

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  4. haha I like the cartoon! haven't even read yr post yet...

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  5. i am just filled with holiday spirit now! LOL

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  6. So nice of your lawyer to write this for you. Same to you, TLP!

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  7. Anonymous10:15 AM

    HH,SG, and MC, etc. etc. etc. to you too.

    P.S. HH covers 2.

    Off to read yesterday's post.. i'm behind.

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  8. This was fantastic!

    Extending same wishes back to you too, TLP & Niks!

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  9. And merry, merry to you, too!

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  10. That was hysterical! Think I could steal it to put in my company card? =-)

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  11. TLP, That's my first Unitarian Season's Greetings card. I wish you a beautiful new Earth year, according to your own aesthetics, not mine which conforms to your most optimistic expectations and wishes, insofar as these do not interfere with or antagonize others with dissimilar perspectives. Oh, screw them. It's all about you, Tan Lucy.

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  12. On behalf of Terrorists and the ACLU everywhere, thank you so much.

    Mohammed.

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  13. And a Happy Merry Whatever to you guys!

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  14. You covered all the bases. Well done!
    Happy, Merry, Joyous Whatever to you too.

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  15. I agree with Jamie Dawn!

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  16. Just have a blast, some decent food and a good read during the coming period!

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  17. *snif* that was so ecumenical. And the same to you and Niks from Jim and I. ♥ xoxo

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  18. LOL! I feel so 'included'. :-)

    All the best to you and your DH!

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  19. BLUES! That's all you needed to add to that...(lol)

    Thanks and The Very Same To You!

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  20. Bases covered from every which direction...impressive

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  21. Have a very Merry Holiday. BTW - I tagged you on my blog today. Feel free to participate or not.

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  22. Anonymous6:25 PM

    That was so perfectly PC... I think you did a good job covering every contingency. :)

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