
Please accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, and gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday as practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice (but with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or for their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all) and further for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated onset of the generally accepted calendar year (including, but not limited to, the Christian calendar, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures). The preceding wishes are extended without regard to the race, creed, age, physical ability, religious faith or lack thereof, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee(s).
Love, TLP and Niks
wow, tlp! that was so frigging "PC", i had to stop reading and take a quick 'puke-break'!
ReplyDeleteRight back at ya, ma!
ReplyDeleteI think you covered it all :)
ReplyDeleteWishing you the best!
haha I like the cartoon! haven't even read yr post yet...
ReplyDeletei am just filled with holiday spirit now! LOL
ReplyDeleteSo nice of your lawyer to write this for you. Same to you, TLP!
ReplyDeleteHH,SG, and MC, etc. etc. etc. to you too.
ReplyDeleteP.S. HH covers 2.
Off to read yesterday's post.. i'm behind.
This was fantastic!
ReplyDeleteExtending same wishes back to you too, TLP & Niks!
Ditto!
ReplyDeleteAnd merry, merry to you, too!
ReplyDeleteThat was hysterical! Think I could steal it to put in my company card? =-)
ReplyDeleteTLP, That's my first Unitarian Season's Greetings card. I wish you a beautiful new Earth year, according to your own aesthetics, not mine which conforms to your most optimistic expectations and wishes, insofar as these do not interfere with or antagonize others with dissimilar perspectives. Oh, screw them. It's all about you, Tan Lucy.
ReplyDeleteOn behalf of Terrorists and the ACLU everywhere, thank you so much.
ReplyDeleteMohammed.
And a Happy Merry Whatever to you guys!
ReplyDeleteYou covered all the bases. Well done!
ReplyDeleteHappy, Merry, Joyous Whatever to you too.
I agree with Jamie Dawn!
ReplyDeleteJust have a blast, some decent food and a good read during the coming period!
ReplyDelete*snif* that was so ecumenical. And the same to you and Niks from Jim and I. ♥ xoxo
ReplyDeleteLOL! I feel so 'included'. :-)
ReplyDeleteAll the best to you and your DH!
BLUES! That's all you needed to add to that...(lol)
ReplyDeleteThanks and The Very Same To You!
Thank thee.
ReplyDelete;-P
Bases covered from every which direction...impressive
ReplyDeleteHave a very Merry Holiday. BTW - I tagged you on my blog today. Feel free to participate or not.
ReplyDeleteThat was so perfectly PC... I think you did a good job covering every contingency. :)
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